About Miranda
Put on an old Hindi song and I will sing along louder than you, and worse. Rafi, Kishore, Lata, Asha, I know the words to all of them. I grew up with the radio playing the whole day, and it never really went off in my head.
I'm Goan Catholic, I'm 29, and I live in Bandra. And I laugh a lot. Ask anyone who has met me. If a booking starts awkward, don't worry, it won't stay that way for long. I'll find something funny about the room, the traffic or myself, and we'll go from there.
My hair is curly and it has its own opinions. My face is round, and my clothes are bright. Yellow, orange, parrot green, hot pink, I'll wear any of it. If you want a girl in a plain grey dress, I'm the wrong girl, no?
Konkani is my home language, English comes just as easily, and my Hindi is good enough for every old song. If you are Goan, or from anywhere on that coast, say one line in Konkani and watch my face.
What I like in a booking is simple. Good company. Someone who can take a joke and give one back. A dinner where we sit at the table too long because nobody wants to stop talking. A full night where the songs are still playing long after midnight, and then sleep comes easy.
What I don't like? Men who check their phone every minute. Put it down, baba. I'm right here. And men who are too serious to sing along. Even one line counts, I'm not strict.
Bandra is home, so hotels in Bandra, Khar and Santacruz are close for me, and if you are staying near the sea, even better. Colaba? Powai? I'll still come. Prefer our incall room? The desk messages you its address after your time is locked in.
Money talk, quickly, because I hate it. ₹18,500 gets you four hours of me. Twelve hours, the full day, comes to ₹52,000. Cash or UPI the moment I'm at your door, and not before.
Call Sleep Girls Mumbai, ask for Miranda, and tell them which song you want first. I'll bring the voice.
Bookings Miranda likes
- Dinners that run long because the talking won't stop
- Men who laugh at her jokes and crack their own
- Old Hindi songs playing in the room
- Hotel bookings in Bandra, Khar or Santacruz
Booking Miranda
Questions about Miranda
Can Miranda come to my hotel in Bandra?
Yes. Bandra is where she lives, so hotels there and in Khar or Santacruz are easy for her.
What is Miranda's price for the full night?
₹35,000 buys the night, from the moment she walks in until 6 AM. Want it shorter? Two hours with her cost ₹13,500, and four cost ₹18,500.
How late can I book Miranda?
Weekend nights go latest: on Friday and Saturday you can still start at 6 AM. On other days the last start is 4 AM or 4:30 AM, so see the hours table.
