About Vandana
Let me warn you first: I talk. A lot. If you want a silent woman who only nods, I am the wrong booking, and I will not feel bad if you choose someone else.
My name is Vandana. I am 44. Gujarati, married, a housewife, and Borivali is home. I come in a saree with my gold jewellery on, bangles and a chain, because that is how I feel like myself. Nobody needs to tell me to dress up. I have dressed this way all my life.
Men who book a housewife usually want one thing more than anything else: to be looked after. So I ask about your work, your food, your mood. I notice when you are tense. People tell me I have a motherly smile, and it makes them loosen up very quickly. I am confident with new people. That comes from years of running a home and handling everyone who walks into it. If you are shy, no problem. I have met shy men before, and by the end of the first cup of tea they are telling me all about their boss.
Kem cho? You will hear that from me if you are Gujarati, and then we will argue happily about which shop in Borivali makes the best farsan, or about the share market, or about nothing at all. I speak Hindi too, so if you are not Gujarati, do not worry. You will not feel left out for a second.
Now, time. Two hours goes very fast once I start talking, so four hours for ₹15,000 suits me better. That leaves room for a meal, a proper chat and a slow, relaxed end. A whole night together is also possible. Then I leave at 6 AM.
The western line is my side: Kandivali, Malad, Goregaon, I know those roads well. Colaba too, happily. Thane or Vashi, yes, though from Borivali that trip may add a little travel money; the desk says how much before you fix the time. If it is a hotel, WhatsApp the desk which hotel and which room. Borivali people know how to look after a guest, and I am Borivali through and through. Still, please keep a bottle of water ready for me. All this talking makes a woman thirsty.
Bookings Vandana likes
- Four-hour visits with a meal in the middle
- Gujarati men who miss a good chat in Gujarati
- The western suburbs, from Borivali down
- Guests who enjoy being fussed over
Booking Vandana
Questions about Vandana
What does a visit with Vandana cost?
Her own prices are on her card. A full night with her is ₹25,000. For a shorter visit, two hours is ₹10,000, or make it four hours for ₹15,000. Cash or UPI goes into her hand when she arrives, and there is no booking deposit at Sleep Girls Mumbai.
How late at night can I book her?
On Monday nights she can start no later than 4 AM. Sunday and the Tuesday-to-Thursday nights stretch that to 4:30 AM. The weekend nights, Friday and Saturday, go to 6 AM. Ask on WhatsApp whether she is free at your time.
